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"I am your boyfriend and have just dirtied myself hugely while you were cooking dinner. You come in to the room I was in and do a loud sniff and exclaim, “ Pieeeeyeeeeewww what stinks in here? Is that you? I just continue standing there and shake my head. You start sniffing around me and sniff me a lot and exclaim, “YOU STINK! You are so stinky right now. I think you dirtied your pants. I can smell you. WHEW! I need you to turn around p_ pants.” I do and you keep talking about how big the p_ is and how bad I smell and you are going to put ... Show more