The only plans you have this Valentine's Day is to be on your knees, stroking and sending as you goon to My perfect body. It's how betas like you were meant to spend the holiday of love: locked up and leaking as you goon the whole night away.

Even if you had any plans prior to this, we both know that you'll be cancelling them because I am much more important than any of your silly friends, girlfriend, or even wife. It was all a facade anyway, you don't care about any of them -- only Me.

So go on, call everyone who you tricked into thinking you're not some loser who has an ... Show more