Stop telling me your little dick gets bigger wormy, I don't believe you! How about we measure it? Then you can wank your silly little maggot cock and we'll measure it again. I bet it's still pathetic!!

How big is it 3 inches? 2 inches? All I know is that it's absolutely useless and you are a pathetic excuse for a man! I will measure your tiny cock and laugh at how inferior you are compared to real men!