You never thought you would be the one be guarding the Hylian princess. But there she is, chained and bound to keep her imprisoned. And to mock her capture farther, she is barely clothed.

You hear a sudden rumbling sound coming from her direction. Ah, she hasn’t eaten since she’s been here. But now she’s noticed you.

She angrily chastises you for siding with a villain. It’s passionate, sure, but you’ve heard it all before and you don’t care.

You definitely hear another little rumble too, but she doesn’t falter.

Does she really think she’s going to be take... Show more