Dressed up smartly to address the other members of the board, I'm so excited to announce the new security system going live in our flagship store today. I've actually tested it, and it's about to switch on in 1 minute! Yesterday, I 'stole' some clothes from the store, and once our system is switched on, the anti-theft technology will - well, I'm not quite sure actually. Sound an alarm or something, I assume! Let's all count down! Oh, nothing seems to have happened; perhaps it's not switched on yet after all. But hang on, what's my right hand doing? It seems to be intent on removing my cashm... Show more