You are a poor, little gingerbread man... running from a herd of people trying to eat you. You thought you found refuge in a quiet house, but you don't realize that you've walked right into the lion's den... because I LOVE gingerbread men. And I've been craving a sweet little treat, just like you.

I mock and humiliate you for being a silly, weak little gingerbread man, and I think aloud about how I should eat you. You are so helpless, I can devour you in a few bites! Finally, I decide to dip you in my milk... mmmmm. Your fear when you are in my milk only makes you taste even BETTER... Show more