It's late at night, I was cozy studying on the couch after a long day, when I get some bad gas. you know how it goes- My pussy doesn't fit in this outfit. It has business to attend to-squeezing out farts- some are pretty quiet, but then I get a string of louder ones. Then...it happens. I rip a really loud fart and woke the neighbors. I can hear them get up and crack open their bottle of jerk-off lotion. squik squik squick! Just like you, dirty fart goblin! My farts give you life. The smellier the better! You're so lucky to get so many loud nasty farts in your face. you deserve to live in a ... Show more