Waking up in the middle of the night hungry, I decide to rummage through my fridge, finding little to eat. Suddenly, a loud crash happens in my house, and i'm acutely aware of some intruders. Looking around with a rolling pin in hand, I catch them off guard and capture them, tying them up. I'm hungry as hell, and these little thieves tried to rob the wrong house - and I make them pay for it. First, I sit on one of them, making the other watch. Once he's tenderized, I pop him in my mouth and swallow him whole. Then, I do the same to the second robber, sitting on him, laughing as I burp up hi... Show more