Were you the only boy in a house full of women? Ever feel like you step-mother never loved you and you? Did your sisters use you as a live baby doll? (laughs hysterically) Awww, I bet you felt like the black sheep didn't you bitch? Your step-mother never loved you and in Parts 1 and 2 of this series I explain the dynamics of your family and why you are the sad chump you are today. Tune in wisely dum dums, and take notes! Part 3 will be the creme de le creme and ease your sorrows of insignificance with step-mommy dearest.