You’ve been thinking a lot about this moment. You’ve even been dreaming of it. My ass is right here. It’s ready and deserving of your full attention. You can’t help the way that your body responds to mine. Let’s face it, my ass is the best thing that’s ever happened to you. Follow my orders closely and I might let you have a treat. Or I might not. I know you can’t resist because you need my ass. You worship my ass.