Awww, are you spending your Halloween alone again? Did you really expect to be doing anything? Did you think you were going to be invited anywhere? No, of course not! You're going to go out alone, door to door and you're going to collect all the candy that you can gather. You feel so pathetic doing so but you can't help yourself because you can't pass up free candy. You're a fat fucking disgusting pig and you're going to binge all of your candy in one night. You're going to gain and gain and gain for Me while you cry in your little trick or treat basket. Isn't this the ideal Halloween?
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