After failing to work out, I decide to quit. I’m a bad influence on my other fat friends, Crystal and Sunny, who are being SO GOOD and working out together. Fuck that though, I’m here to ruin their diet and workout! I bring a bunch of yummy pastries right into the workout room, and convince them to get off the machines and eat with me! We take turns stuffing each others fat faces, all the while Crystal and Sunny chastise me for ruining their diet.