You are SO bored being in quarantine with your doofy giant step-dad. He's just lying in bed reading a book - in his jockstrap and socks - probably best not to question that. You want to get out and get some fresh air! Exercise! But, as he tells you, social distancing would be difficult as a one inch tall tiny person; someone would be likely to step on you, and that's definitely closer than the six feet rule. Since you're so tiny, he offers to let you climb on his ass. His butt is huge for you, after all. Like climbing mountains. Not such a bad idea from an idiot step-dad, you decide, and st... Show more