With Dakota Charms!

I sneeze over all of the candy and you should give the sweets because of my germs. You can't call the cops because I cast a shrinking spell on you. You're going to get smaller while I look larger and I can control your helpless body.

I could squash your puny body like a gumdrop. Or I could put you over a candle flame and burn your body to a crisp. My sock clad feet could crush your tiny bones. It doesn't matter what you want because you're going to be my elf on the shelf and I will cook your carcass into gingerbread cookies at Christ... Show more