I'm going out tonight and I want to look my best. Dinner, dancing, drinks, all on your dime of course, but first you'll need to clean and shine my sexy black leather boots using only your tongue. There's enough dirt, grime, and sludge on there to fill your stomach so I think that you know what that means--that's your dinner! You don't get to come with me and enjoy the city nightlife, you get to stay home with a belly full of all the muck of the streets. Be grateful for this delicious meal and the chance to worship my boots!