Oh my gosh guys, why does this always happen to me?!

My roommate's not home for hours, and I KNOW she won't notice if I take a spoonful of her delicious chocolate pudding. Sure enough, one turns into two.. Which turns into a lot more..

OOPS! I managed to devour the entire thing.. You know what, I'll make her some more.. But for now, I'm gonna enjoy being so FULL I feel like I'm about to pop, and rubbing my big sexy belly for you, chocolate all around my mouth, oh my word I am in heaven!

Once you see me eat, my weight gain will start to make a lot more sense! I rea... Show more