Hey, baby. How was your trip? Mmmm... I have to tell you something... Maybe I’ll show you first. Let me move this blanket here. And you can see what’s... missing.

I can see you're... surprised. Pleasantly surprised, maybe? So I’ll tell you, the day day after you left for your trip, I did some snooping on your computer. I saw those photoshopped pictures of me on there. I didn’t get upset, I just understood where you were coming from. The ones where you photoshopped out my leg.

Anyway, I figured I should make it real for you. Sure, it was just fantasy in pictures, but... I k... Show more