This was from the free ideas submission box on my website! Details: boss calls me in to tell me I'm demoted. She tells me I'm more suited to do secretary work. She explains that the company will also be taking my penis away and giving it to a female employee who is more deserving of one.

What did I change? I see his cock and decide it's too small to move up in the company. We'll take it, inflate it, and give it to a more deserving female employee who can wield it on her way to the top. I also tell him he needs to dress the part of a secretary and doll up.