The sneezing issue... IS REAL. It was impossible to get any sneezes out, but they were tickling my nose like crazy and making my eyes drip all over the place. Between the sinus infection and the strep throat, this madness began and put me in a bad spot. If only I could sneeeeeeze... and guess what? There are TWO in here! It just took a load of crying and moaning to get them out. Send help.