While wearing my sexy velvet bikini, I stand in front of my camera with my trusty pink pipe and spark it up. As usual, it's filled to the brim with tasty tobacco products and as soon as I inhale I can feel it start to tickle my lungs. I try to hold it in as much as I can, but I let out plume after plume of smoke in coughing fits, sometimes causing me to bend of so far you can get a nice, thorough peek down my sexy, purple top.