Since you don't seem to mind that you're a fat, disgusting tub of lard then I guess you won't mind that I give you a task. If you want to continue to be so fucking fat then why not continue down this road. I want you to gain 10 pounds a week. Double your calorie count, figure out what you need to eat, how many calories you will need to eat, and how much you need to gain per day to meet your goal. You don't exercise anyway, lifting your hand to your mouth doesn't count. Eat all of the junk food that you can think of: cookies, candy, ice cream, syrup, whipped cream, whatever! I'll give you so... Show more