MY BODYGUARD IS OUT OF SHAPE

I caught my new bodyguard admiring himself in the mirror and, upon close inspection, I noticed several soft spots that needed attention - like WORK OUT attention. He is supposed to protect me! I began to humiliate him and trampled him as punishment for letting himself get so out of shape. I dug my Stiletto Heel directly into his belly button for extra pain. Basically, I used my Pointy Toe ALDO's to cause body pain. I stomped his chest and belly driving home my message to work out. He got the point!