Hi strudel noodle! What a cute little slave, poking around the kitchen, looking for something to do. I'm afraid the dishes have already been washed, and the floor is not yet dirty enough to scrub clean with your tongue. Never fear! I'm sure Kitzi the Clown Queen can find a task for you to prove your loyalty! OOOOH I HAVE AN IDEA! But it IS a teensy-weensy bit evil. I mean,its a pretty serious commitment. I'm not sure you will be able to prove yourself as a decent slave, after all. Tell you what... grab a kitchen blender and we'll see if you can handle truly, genuinely sacrificing everything fo... Show more