You are a total and complete junkie for my feet! Who needs real life when you can just worship me forever and ever. A loser like you doesn't have a social life or girlfriend anyways. You're just a geeky little loser sitting at home and jerking his gherkin to clown feet. You're such a foot porn addict that humans don't even do it for you anymore! EXTREME. Salivating for my toes... panting for my feet. Look at that! Its not even NICE clowns you like. You need a bratty, mean clown to get off! Maybe you think you deserve it for being such a creepy jerky-werky foot addict, tee-hee.