As soon as I sit on the toilet, I release a fart with a beautiful sound. Sounds promising, doesn't it?
I start looking at my cell phone, distracting myself a bit as I wait for my browies to come out effortlessly, as usual. But that does not happen.
I let go of the phone and realize it's time to push. How many days has it been since I've had a bowel movement? Way too many.
I push and push and push. I read somewhere that spreading my butt cheeks with my hands helps with evacuation, so I try to do it, but it's totally useless. I push again, turning red, making grotesque sounds with... Show more