I've just sat down to eat some chips and have some soda and to my surprise I see you a tiny, terrified man poking my foot. I can't help but pick you up and tease you about your inevitable fate. I will be eating you today. You beg and plead to be released but to your dismay I wave off your pathetic attempts to be let go and belittle you by burping and chewing my food with my mouth open right in your tiny face. Eventually I eat you and you're still complaining about how unfair it is that I ate you without any remorse. Hopefully you survive the day because your whining is just so cute