My friend Chris is going to let you worship his armpits. They are hairy....not to mention sweaty (it's a hot day today) and he's going to talk to you while you bury your face in them and smell them. He's such a stud with his handsome face and blue eyes. His hairy pecs and hairy armpits. His deep voice that nurtures you to put your face in his armpit hair. Very hot!