Watch me take this perfectly-preserved, sought-after collectible and ruin any value it has by taking it out of its precious packaging so it can be enjoyed - and by "enjoyed" I mean "smashed into pieces with a hammer for my decadent amusement."

Someone sent me this mint-in-box collectible - a store-exclusive Transformers Darksteel figure (estimated value $50) - and told me to "take good care of it." So I did!