It is important to feel situated while at your desk. I refuse to work without a foot stool. My foot stool is special in that it shines and buffs my heels while I work. Handy right? That's it, wrap your mouth around the bottom of my shoe. Slurp slurp slurp stupid bitch. I like my heels shiny. Maybe if you do a good job, and clean them to my satisfaction, I'll let you sniff and lick my stockings. You are really going to have to impress me though. Stop groaning, footstools don't make noise. You should be happy to feel my foot pressing into your face.