I think I'm in good shape for a 50 year old - I keep myself healthy and fit and am proud of the results of my hard work. In waltzes Salacious Eos in her skimpy midriff top and booty shorts sporting high inch neon high heels. She looks me up and down and hands me her business card. A fitness instructor offering me her services. Immediately the tall brunette begins to put me down and insult my body - grabbing my stomach and thick thighs telling me how it needs tightening and how she can whip me into shape so I can look as good as she does! WTF? How dare you make fun of me you young dumb bitch! I... Show more