Magnificent is the word that can best describe what goes on in this clip.

My lovely secretary (who as you know, is also my wife) does so much with her stocking feet and worn-out ballet flats, that words can't really do it justice.

She spends so much time showing off her silky soles, scrunching together and wiggling her toes — it's a miracle that I can get anything done around here, with her doing all this. Listen closely and you can hear me start to lose my breath as I get in closer and closer to the action.

When she begins furiously grinding her nylon-clad heels ... Show more