You've been begging Me for months to give you a chance. No matter how mean and bratty I've been, it's only made you more desperate to be My boyfriend. How pathetic!

So pathetic, I've finally taken pity on you. I'm finally giving you the chance you've been waiting for: I'm your girlfriend now, but make no mistake: this is far from a normal relationship, and there are some rules I expect to be followed. Of course, you're obliged to obey.

Firstly, what I say goes. I don't want to ever lift a finger or pay for anything ever again; that's what simp boyfriends are for!

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