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This Christmas, get a glimpse into the life of the elusive creature known only as the Exotic Horny Elf. Elves have many unique qualities that make them ideal for Santa's busy enterprise, and are well known for their tenacious work ethic and love of candy, but very little was known about another exotic breed of elves that The Big Guy has kept secret.. until now.

Their origins remain a mystery, all that is known is this; they are tall, beautiful, shy, love giving, have short attention spans and extremely elevated libidos. The busy holiday seaso... Show more