Well hello there! So I read your file, and you have a severe case of jerking off addiction. You do it ten times a day? That's quite a lot! You can't stop? That sounds pretty severe and yes, you're wife isn't a fan either I'm sure it's causing problems in the bedroom.

Actually, I don't think you have a problem. I think you need to embrace it. Really get into it - why don't I help you?