Ugh here I am in pain while you're just basically turned on by me. I don't even understand why I'm STILL bloated!!! I only had a small bottle of fizzy drink. It makes no sense! And WHY are you so turned on by this enormous belly?! What's wrong with you? How can you be turned on when I can't even breathe or move with ease? You're just a freak aren't you? You're gaga for my bloated tummy and there's literally no sense in all of this. You might as well be turned on, because even if it's bloated, it's mine and I love it. And so do you!