Why do I wreck your relationship? Because I can. Why do I encourage you to misbehave behind her back? Because I can. Why do I tempt you into jerking for me instead of fucking her? Because I can. I don’t need any other reason than that. Sure, it’s hot knowing that I can make you forget ALL about those pesky vows anytime I want. I make you hand money over to me that you could’ve spent on dates with her for my own amusement and enrichment too. But the main reason I’m homewrecking you? It’s because I can.