Her slave was promised a fun day. Full of gimmicks and, we're not entirely unaffiliated with that, a lot of bad puns. What became of it in the end? Well basically what was promised. a lot of pain, humiliation and agony. Now that we're reading the text, we realize where the catch was. But first, let's get back to the bad puns. First, our fantastic Mistress Bella Lugosi doubled-crossed her slave with her charm and wit. Got it? We can’t stop laughing.

And in contrast to the slaves, we don't stop laughing when she begins her incredibly painful work. There really is everything. The good... Show more