Fuck Christmas! It's My birthday. MINE. It's all mine. If you have a birthday this month, sell your gifts and hand over any cash, cards, and checks you may have received. This day is dedicated to ME, and I want it ALL. I crumple up $20s and wipe My ass with them, and you'd pay hundreds for one that's been in My glorious crack. I crush bills under My high heels. I stuff $100s into My cleavage. I flip you off, as a superior Woman can and should. I am the motherfucking Brat Princess, and it's My motherfucking birthday, so forget about Santa and Jesus and celebrate ME ME ME. Fuck you; pay Me. l... Show more