Ok I want to tell you about this job I found trying out new test . I had to sign a waiver, in case there were side effects. But honestly, I feel great! Phew wait, what was that? I feel a little strange.. Oh well, I really wanna tell you about the test . They are so cool!! But as I do, unbeknownst to me, I start to transform into a donkey! If you want, I can get you signed up to try to test too? You can make a lot of money! No? You don't want to? But why....?