German porn legend Lena Nitro stars as a language student submitting herself to a revolutionary new teaching technique that teaches "perfect English" in minutes. Through the use of a spinning spiral and aural reinforcement, she is conditioned to speak the words, "Yes, master." In our book that's all you need to speak perfect English. Now it's time to learn French And we all know that's the slang term for oral sex. Sacre bleu!