Bent on seducing each and every crewmember of the Starship Enterprise Nurse Chapel utilized extra ingenuity to get Uhura in the sack. Much later she pens a few brief verses in honor of her ebony-skinned rival:

"Ah, for so long I wanted you,
Sleek starship enterprise sex prize,
Knew that you must desire me too,
Eons passed, I parted your thighs,
What did you expect me to do?"

Watch "Starship Enterprise Sex Prize" to witness the awe-inspiring battle between two female titans, each determined to sexually dominate th... Show more