This kitchen is really greasy and really dirty. I should clean it.. Clean it more.. and more.. and more.. Wipe it down.. and wipe it down some more.. Man, my abs and my boobs are getting dirty because of this. I should borrow Emerald's apron so I can better clean this mess up. She's just watching me anyway. But I have this feeling that she would want something back before I could borrow her apron.