After getting a phone call from my best friend, she tells me that my ex's new girlfriend is fatter than me. Shocked, jealous and horrified (I used to be the biggest girl he's ever been with) I decide to make it my goal to get fatter than her. I immediately run to my kitchen and grab all the fattening snacks I can: cookies, chips, ice cream and soda. Sitting down on my couch with all my food, I begin to binge eat, stuffing my pretty fat face with food so that I will get bigger and fatter...bigger and fatter than her. I'll show her (and him!) who's the fattest one of all...