I have a big band performance coming up and I need to practice! So I put on my uniform and get out my rental trombone and start blowing that thing. Im not very good, but not terrible either. My step-sister, Daisy, however hates it and keeps telling me to shut up. I ignore her and continue to play, so she barges in and gives me a good ol' fashion punishment, an atomic wedgie, over my face so I really shut up. But it doesnt stop me, I keep going! So she comes back for more, doubling the pain, putting me into a wedgie sandwich! This happens over and over until I give up and try to go find a ne... Show more