Oh hey, I'm just waiting for my date. He should be here any minute in his hot car to take me out to the club tonight. Hey, wtf is your problem? Are you jealous?? Hahaha don't even try to tell me that I can't go out on this date tonight! You KNOW I only moved you in with me to be my little pathetic house servant.. cook for me, wash my laundry, clean my shoes, make sure my house is spotless and rest on the couch every night like a good little cuck boy. I know you're jealous of all the boyfriends and dates that I have but you seriously need to get the fuck over it! We all know that I will NEVER f... Show more