Hey little virgin loser I know how desperate you are to lose it! Luckily for you I'm going to let you today, but it's not with Me! I can't believe you'd even think I'd let a virgin loser like you anywhere near Me! haha Your dick is going to experience the next best thing, well at least experience having your dick pushed into something and you still get to look at Me while doing it, it's the best you're going to get!

*You're going to need some sort of food content e.g a warm pie, a pasty, hummus, a cake etc...