My riding boots are caked in mud, brown and filth today!! These are the filthiest I've had them in a while! They're that dirty I'm not chancing walking anywhere in My house in them, I've literally got through the front door and sat on the step! Now this is where you come in of course, yeah you know what happens next don't you, you're going to stick your tongue out like a good boot bitch and you're going to lick them clean, in fact that's putting in mildly, you're going to be eating the filthy from them! You're going to lick the soles, you're going to lick up and down them, you're going to s... Show more