I've been out and come back in with wet mud on My boots! I've had to come back in through the kitchen, I can't walk on My carpet in these! That's where you come in! You're going to get on your knees and lick the wet mud of My boots! These boots smell amazing, the soft leather and the wet mud combined will make you weak at the knees! Oh and don't think you're just going to lick My boots clean! Since I've got My wet foot prints on My kitchen floor you're going to lick the mud off that too!