So piggy, I am looking for a Louboutin pig! Yes a Louboutin pay piggy, for you to fund My Louboutins. I don’t yet own a pair and I want some! I know that you love heels don't you, tall heels, sexy heels, just like the heels I’m wearing today, but Louboutin heels, well they are even better aren’t they. They scream of sex, luxury, power. That beautiful red sexy sole! You want to see Me in them and that's why you’re going to pay for them! I’ll tell you exactly how you’re going to do it. It involves a contract, a bit like a debt contract but with no interest.