So you’ve got a pig ugly wife! How embarrassing for you! You need to pay your ugly wife tax! She cant pay it directly as she doesn’t know all about your online femdom habit so you’re gonna pay it for her and later you can steal it back from her purse! She deserves to pay this tax, thats what ugly bitches should do! I’m way hotter than her and you love the idea of her paying Me for being an ugly hag! I’ll tell you what to pay on her behalf, an amount that could easily go missing from her purse. The bitch will never know!